"Hold Onto Your Horns, Taurus! Planetary Potholes Ahead Might Jostle Your Java!"
The next Taurus will start in 142 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 22 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 168 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 152 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 192 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hey there, Taurus! You know, some people say that Jupiter retrograde is like a cosmic time-out, but I see it more as a celestial coffee break. Jupiter is kicking back in your sign, sipping on a cup of galactic java, and saying, "Slow down, Taurus. Take a moment to smell the roses... or maybe the rocket fuel, depending on your preferences."
And Uranus? Ah, Uranus is also doing the moonwalk in your sign. Now, this might sound like an outer space rave party, but it's actually a call for you to embrace your inner Sheldon Cooper. Time to swot up on quantum physics or argue about Star Trek vs Star Wars. Who knows? You might surprise yourself!
Remember, the Waning Gibbous moon is 17.7 days old – which, in moon years, is just about the right age to start contemplating the mysteries of the universe, or at least the mysteries of why socks disappear in the laundry.
So Taurus, don't let this retrograde season bring you down. Instead, put on your favorite tie-dye shirt, whip out your telescope, and embrace your inner nerd. The cosmos is calling, and it's saying, "You're awesome, Taurus."
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SignToday Is Posting: 30.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-30-11-2023)