"Bulls in Space! Taurus, prepare for a cosmic rodeo as Uranus moonwalks into your sign!"
The next Taurus will start in 295 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 11 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 321 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 305 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 345 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Good day, Taurus!
Now, I don't want to alarm you, but Jupiter has just moved into your sign. Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking: "Oh no, not another gaseous giant!" But fear not, my bullish friends! Unlike the last time you ate too many beans at the Starfleet potluck, this kind of gas is actually beneficial. It's like cosmic Beano for your life. #OutOfThisWorldDigestion
Jupiter, you see, is the planet of luck and expansion. It's like that one friend who always insists on buying another round of Romulan Ale, even though you've already had two and you're starting to see double. But hey, it's a party, right? Just remember to drink lots of water and you'll wake up tomorrow without a intergalactic hangover. #CosmicHangoverCures
And as if Jupiter wasn't enough, Uranus is also in Taurus. Now, I know Uranus often gets a bad rap because of its unfortunate name (honestly, who decided to name it that?), but it's actually a pretty cool dude. It's about shaking things up, breaking norms, and basically being the rebel of the solar system. So, expect some unexpected surprises. You might suddenly find yourself leading a protest against the use of replicated meat. Or maybe you'll start a trend of wearing your uniform backwards. Who knows? #UranusRocks
As for the moon, well, it's in its Waxing Gibbous phase. This is like the 'teenage years' of the lunar cycle – not quite full, but definitely not new. It's like the moon got a part-time job at the local pizzeria and is saving up for a hoverboard. It's a time for anticipation, growth, and possibly a few awkward voice cracks. Use this time to prepare for whatever you've got coming up. Just please, no more high-pitched squeaks during morning briefings. #MoonPuberty
So there you have it, Taurus. Remember to embrace the gas, stay hydrated, and try not to take yourself too seriously. After all, we're all just tiny specks in an infinitely expanding space-time continuum. #KeepinItReal
Live long and prosper, my friends.
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 30.06.2023 07:12:01 (tau-30-06-2023)