"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Taurus's Steaming Week of Interstellar Intrigue & Unexpected Warp Speed Love Affairs!"
The next Taurus will start in 204 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 2 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 230 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 214 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 254 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Oh my stars, Taurus! Are you feeling a bit like a space-time sandwich? Well, brace yourself because Uranus and Jupiter are retrograde in your sign. If you're not too familiar with what "retrograde" means, think of it as the universe's version of hitting the rewind button on your favorite Netflix show.
Jupiter (the big guy, kind of like the galaxy's Santa Claus) is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha in reverse right in your backyard, which may cause a bit of cosmic congestion. It's like having a surprise guest who takes up all the space in your living room, eats all your snacks, and then decides to do yoga poses on your carpet. But don't worry, Jupiter retrograde isn't all bad. It's a great time for self-reflection, growth, and learning new things. Maybe learn how to quantum entangle your shoelaces?
Then there's Uranus (the eccentric uncle of our solar system). It's also retrograding in your sign, stirring up the pot a bit. Expect a few surprises, but remember not to panic. This isn't an alien invasion, just a friendly shake-up from the universe. You may discover new paths you hadn't considered before. Maybe you'll invent a new way of making toast that doesn't involve burning it to a crisp?
And let's not forget about our dear friend, the Full Moon. She's currently 14.6 days old, which is basically her way of saying she's in high school. Emotions may be running high under this lunar light, so remember to keep your cool.
So, Taurus, buckle up for this interstellar rollercoaster. Remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all, learn something new, and keep your heart open to unexpected possibilities. And if you find yourself talking to your plants more than usual, well, just blame it on the cosmic traffic jam in your sign.
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SignToday Is Posting: 29.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-29-09-2023)