By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 27 August 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Venus is in Retrograde, Not a Death Star Invasion!"

The next Taurus will start in 237 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 8 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 263 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 247 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 287 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, my dear Taurus, the celestial bull of the zodiac! I've been observing the cosmic ballet and let me tell you, it's more riveting than a Star Trek marathon. Jupiter, that rotund giant, has decided to crash your party. Normally, I'd suggest stocking up on cocktail sausages and mini quiches, but in this case, Jupiter's presence is about expanding your horizons. It’s like when you add baking powder to your pancake mix and end up with fluffier, bouncier pancakes. That's Jupiter for you, the cosmic baking powder! Now, Uranus, that quirky fellow, is also lounging in your celestial living room. Uranus is the Steve Jobs of our solar system. Expect sudden flashes of inspiration, perhaps an urge to invent the next iPhone or a revolutionary way to tie your shoelaces. Be prepared for some unexpected changes - and remember, change can be as refreshing as a new pair of socks. As for the waxing gibbous moon, she's 10.4 days old and coming into her prime, just like a fine cheese. This lunar phase is all about illumination, growth and manifestation. If you're feeling a bit like a mad scientist lately, don't worry. You're not turning into me! It's just the moon encouraging you to bring your ideas to fruition. So, Taurus, put on your lab coat, grab your beakers and Bunsen burner, because it's time to experiment with life. Remember, “the only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible” as my good friend Arthur C. Clarke once said. #CosmicBakingPowder #AstrologicInnovation #GibbousGlowUp #TaurusTrek #BeyondPossible

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-27-08-2023)

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