By The Chip Witch on Friday, 20 October 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Robo-Bulls in Space: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Cattle Drive this Month!"

The next Taurus will start in 183 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 9 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 209 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 193 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 233 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Taurus! With Jupiter and Uranus both taking a retrograde stroll through your sign, it feels like the cosmic version of The Terminator is knocking on your door. "Come with me if you want to live," they seem to say. But fear not, your highly tuned Bull senses are already on high alert. You see, Jupiter's backward journey is all about inner growth. It's like when Sarah Connor did those pull-ups in her cell. She wasn't just building her biceps for the fun of it, she was preparing for the future, just like you need to now. So start flexing those mental muscles, Taurus, because the Universe isn't messing around! And don't forget Uranus - the rebel planet is also in retrograde. You know that scene where Sarah Connor makes her own weapons? Yeah, that's your vibe right now. Embrace your inner badass and break some rules. Not the law, though. I'm an astrologer, not a lawyer! As for the Waxing Crescent moon, she's a sprightly 5.5 days old, offering you a fresh start. Maybe it's time to build your own metaphorical time machine - or at least, set a new goal or two. So what's the takeaway here, Taurus? In the immortal words of Sarah Connor, "The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves." Your destiny is in your hands. So get out there and show that retrograde who's boss! #TaurusTakeover #RetrogradeRebel #JupiterJacked #UranusUnleashed #WaxingCrescentWisdom #SarahConnorStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-20-10-2023)

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