"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: You're About to be as Stubborn as a Time-Locked Dalek in a Debate Club!"
The next Taurus will start in 34 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 24 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 60 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 44 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 84 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 7.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Greetings, my celestial Taurus! Let's talk about the galactic party in your house right now. Jupiter, that big gaseous giant, has parked its cosmic caboose in your constellation. This means you're likely feeling as expansive as a supermassive black hole, but in a good way! You're absorbing knowledge faster than a Starfleet Academy nerd on Red Bull.
Then we have Uranus, the cosmic rebel. Just like that one Battlestar Galactica character who always seemed to be causing a ruckus (looking at you, Starbuck!). It's in your sign too, making you crave change like a Cylon craves an identity crisis. Don't be surprised if you find yourself wanting to repaint your spaceship or reinvent your life. Go with it!
Now, that First Quarter moon, 7.5 days old and still glowing brighter than a supernova... It's a perfect time to take a step forward into the unknown. Launch that new project, embrace that new hairstyle, or boldly go where you've never gone before.
Remember, Taurus, in the words of Number Six, "All this has happened before, and all will happen again." So, make the best of it and don't forget to laugh at the irony of the universe.
And remember, if anyone asks, you didn't hear it from me. *winks*
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SignToday Is Posting: 17.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-17-03-2024)