"Whoa, Taurus! Get Ready to Dodge Cosmic Bullets and Bend Reality Like a Bovine Neo in This Month's Zodiac Matrix!"
The next Taurus will start in 6 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023
The Moon moves to Taurus in 5 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023
Mercury is currently in Taurus
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 32 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.2 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Greetings, Taurus! 🐂
As the wise Tetsuo Shima once said, "The future is not a straight line." With Mercury and Uranus currently in your sign, you're about to discover the wild twists and turns life has in store for you. So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for some cosmic chaos. 🌌
The Waning Crescent moon, now 24.2 days old, is a symbol of endings and new beginnings. It's like when Tetsuo unleashed his psychic powers, transforming into a colossal being, only for you, it's more about personal growth and less about becoming a giant, flesh-consuming monster. (We hope!) 🔮
With Mercury in your sign, communication will be your superpower. You'll have the ability to charm your way through any situation, even if it involves dodging telekinetic attacks from a vengeful psychic child. Just remember to think before you speak, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation. 🗣️
Uranus, the planet of rebellion and innovation, is also hanging out in your sign. This means that breaking free from your usual routine and embracing your inner revolutionary is on the menu. Channel your inner Neo-Tokyo survivor and find innovative ways to navigate the challenges ahead. Try a new hairstyle or pick up a quirky hobby – just make sure it doesn't involve summoning the end of the world. 😉
So, dear Taurus, embrace the chaos and let your inner Akira fan run wild this month. Who knows, maybe you'll even discover a hidden psychic power or two.
May the stars guide you, and may your adventures be as epic as a dystopian manga!
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SignToday Is Posting: 15.04.2023 07:12:01 (tau-15-04-2023)