"Robotic Bulls in Space: Taurus, Your Stellar Forecast Predicts a Cosmic Traffic Jam on the Road to Success!"
The next Taurus will start in 189 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 15 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 215 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 199 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 239 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The New moon is currently 29.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Ahoy there, you splendid Taurus Bull!
With Jupiter and Uranus both staging a sit-in protest in your sign - it's like having two overeager house guests who refuse to leave after a party. They’ve eaten all the crisps, downed all the fizzy pop and now they’re playing charades... retrograde style!
What does this mean? Well, think of Jupiter as your eccentric uncle who insists on telling you how to live your life while wearing neon socks and flip-flops in winter. He’s all about expansion, growth, and trying new things. But since he's going retro, he's going to make you second guess every decision, from what cereal to have in the morning to whether you're living your life purpose.
Then there's Uranus, the equivalent of your rebellious teenage cousin who just discovered punk rock and thinks rules are for squares. Normally, Uranus would be pushing you to break free from constraints, to march to your own drumbeat. Yet, in retrograde, he's now questioning whether it's really necessary to dye your hair green and form a band.
But worry not, dear Taurus. As your celestial agony aunt, I am here to help you navigate this topsy-turvy time.
Firstly, remember that these planetary shenanigans are temporary. The celestial roadworks will clear up soon enough, so don't let the detours throw you off. Use this time to reflect, reassess and realign. And when in doubt, wear neon socks and flip flops. It might not help, but it'll definitely make you smile.
Lastly, the New Moon at 29.1 days old is like a cosmic reset button. It's the universe's way of saying, "Hey, it's okay to start over." So, dust off those dreams and give them another go. Who knows? You might just surprise yourself.
As for the upcoming Full Moon on Oct 28th, it's like a celestial spotlight, highlighting what you need to see. So, get ready to pull back the curtain and reveal your truths. It's showtime, Taurus!
In summary: Buckle up, buttercup! It's going to be a wild ride. And remember, it’s not about the destination, it's about the journey...and the hilarious stories you'll have later.
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SignToday Is Posting: 14.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-14-10-2023)