By The Chip Witch on Friday, 14 July 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Prepare for Galactic Gains and Cosmic Cuddles!"

The next Taurus will start in 281 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 24 days, at Monday, 07 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 307 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 291 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 331 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Dear Taurus, Well, well, well. If it isn't Jupiter and Uranus throwing a celestial shindig in your sign! You lucky bull, you. Now, I know we've talked about Uranus and its rebellious streak before (insert immature Uranus joke here), but this time, coupled with Jupiter's expansive influence, it's like a cosmic flash mob happening in your living room. Imagine Jupiter playing the banjo while Uranus breakdances. That's what your life is right now, my friend. The waning crescent moon, being 26.3 days old, is just a sliver away from going full ninja mode and disappearing into the night. This means it's time for introspection, reflection, and maybe some late-night ice cream binging. Hey, even celestial beings need to indulge sometimes! Now, the next full moon, coming up on August 1 at 18:33:26, is going to be like a spotlight shining on your life's stage. It's showtime, Taurus! Just remember to wear pants. Unless you're doing a pantomime. Then, you know, do your thing. So, in summary, embrace the chaos, dive deep into your personal reflections (not too deep, we don't need another Alice in Wonderland situation), and get ready to strut your stuff when the full moon hits. Also, Uranus says hi. #JupiterJamboree #UranusUnleashed #MoonMoods #FullMoonFollies #TaurusTango

#Taurus

SignToday Is Posting: 14.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-14-07-2023)

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