"Prepare to Engage Warp Speed, Taurus! Your Love Life's About to Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before!"
The next Taurus will start in 283 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The moon is currently in Taurus
Mercury moves to Taurus in 309 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 293 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 333 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Greetings, dear Taurians! As the celestial bodies align in your favor, it appears the universe has decided to throw a party in your sign and forgot to tell you. Jupiter's lounging around your living room like your favorite uncle, promising wealth and abundance, while Uranus is that odd cousin who just rearranged your furniture in a way that's either genius or madness.
The moon has taken up residence as well, nestling comfortably in Taurus. It’s in its Waning Crescent phase though, so it's a bit tired, only 24.4 days old. It's essentially the equivalent of a celestial toddler having a bit of a tantrum because it’s past its bedtime.
All this cosmic commotion in your sign might leave you feeling a bit like you're herding space cats, but fear not! Your Taurus fortitude will see you through. Just remember, it's all about balance, like a unicycling octopus juggling planetary balls of fire.
Jupiter's presence suggests a generous dollop of good fortune coming your way, but don’t forget: Uranus is a wild card. It might be time to embrace the unexpected. Maybe try a new hairstyle, or perhaps take a spontaneous trip to an alien planet (just remember your towel).
Underneath all of my celestial tomfoolery, there's a serious message, dear Taurus. With the universe so heavily favoring your sign, it's an ideal time for growth, change, and maybe a little chaos. But hey, isn't life just one big cosmic joke anyway?
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SignToday Is Posting: 12.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-12-07-2023)