By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 09 April 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Grab Your Horns, Taurus! It's Time to Navigate the Cosmic Labyrinth Like a Badass Space-Faring Bull!"

The next Taurus will start in 12 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023

The Moon moves to Taurus in 11 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023

Mercury is currently in Taurus

Venus is currently in Taurus

Jupiter moves to Taurus in 38 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, Taurus! This week, you've got more planets in your sign than the Mos Eisley Cantina has weird aliens. So buckle up, because this is gonna be one heck of a ride. With Mercury in Taurus, you might find yourself channeling your inner C-3PO, the galaxy's favorite protocol droid. And by that, I mean you'll be chattier than a Jawa at a garage sale. Your communication skills will be on point, so go ahead and use that silver tongue to negotiate like a true smuggler. Venus is also hanging out in Taurus, turning your charm up to 11. You'll be smoother than Lando Calrissian, and we all know how well that worked out for him. So get out there and flirt with the universe, just remember, "I love you" is always best followed by "I know." Now, let's talk about Uranus. It's making its stay in your sign, and things are about to get as unpredictable as trying to navigate an asteroid field. Hold onto your blasters, because changes are coming faster than the Millennium Falcon on the Kessel Run. Embrace your inner Han Solo, and remember: sometimes you just have to shoot first. Lastly, with the Waning Gibbous moon, it's a perfect time for you to let go of any excess baggage, whether it's emotional or literal. Maybe it's time to finally clean out that cargo hold of yours. After all, you never know when you'll need space for a princess and a Wookiee. So Taurus, trust your instincts, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. May the Force be with you... always. #TaurusSmugglerLife #ChattyLikeC3PO #LandoCalrissianSmooth #UranusInTaurusAsteroidField #WaningGibbousMoonCleanUp

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