"Taurus, Prepare to Bull-doze Through the Galaxy: Your Luck's About To Hit Light Speed!"
The next Taurus will start in 226 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 24 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 252 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 236 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 276 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hello, Taurus, my cosmic bull friend! Now, you might feel like you're getting double teamed by Jupiter and Uranus, both going retrograde in your sign. It's like being stuck between a rock and a hard place, or between a Dalek and a Cyberman. Not exactly a picnic on Gallifrey, right?
But don't fret, Taurus. This is just the universe's way of reminding you to slow down, take a step back, and reassess. You know, like when the TARDIS breaks down mid-flight and you have to pull out the manual.
Jupiter, the big gas giant (no flatulence jokes here, promise), wants you to rethink your grand plans. You might need to reroute your journey, but that doesn't mean you won't get where you're going. It's not all about fixed points in time, after all.
And Uranus, the planet of rebellion and radical change, is telling you it's okay to shake things up a bit. Just like how I sometimes tweak the Doctor's nose when he gets too pompous. We love him, but he can be a bit much, right?
Meanwhile, our good old moon is at its third quarter, 22.5 days old, hanging in the sky like a permanent 'halfway there' sign. So, it's not time to give up, but to gear up!
So, Taurus, embrace these cosmic curveballs like you're dodging Dalek lasers. Remember, you’ve got the stubbornness of a bull and the heart of a time lord.
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SignToday Is Posting: 07.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-07-09-2023)