"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Even Your Stubbornness Can't Stop These Galactic Shenanigans!"
The next Taurus will start in 197 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 23 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 223 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 207 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 247 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Greetings, my bullish Taurus, it's your favorite celestial comedian here, delivering the news from the stars with a side of laughter. You see, right now Jupiter and Uranus are both in retrograde in Taurus' house, and let me tell you, it's like the cosmic version of Bilbo Baggins' unexpected party. #HobbitHouseParty
Jupiter, the Santa Claus of the solar system, is reversing his sleigh in your sign, leaving behind gifts of wisdom, expansion, and a few extra pounds (his cookies and milk habit is contagious). Expect to feel an unexpected surge of optimism, as though you've just found the One Ring in your pocket. #RetroJupiter #UnexpectedWisdom
Meanwhile, Uranus, the Doctor Who of planets, is also doing a retrograde moonwalk in your sign. This guy brings revolution, innovation, and sudden change - it's like suddenly realizing you're not a hobbit after all, but the heir to the throne of Gondor. Expect sudden shifts in your life, like being thrust into an adventure you didn't plan for. But who knows? You might just end up liking it. #RetroUranus #UnexpectedChanges
With our Third Quarter moon currently 21.9 days old, it's like we're reaching the end of The Two Towers, and gearing up for The Return of the King. This phase is all about letting go, releasing, and forgiveness. So let go of any grudges you've been holding onto, like that time Gollum bit you. It's time to forgive, forget, and focus on the future. #MoonPhaseWisdom #LetItGo
So gear up, Taurus, and remember - just because the road ahead might be filled with orcs, giant spiders, and the occasional dragon, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the journey. After all, even the smallest person can change the course of the future. #TaurusAdventure #MiddleEarthMantra
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SignToday Is Posting: 06.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-06-10-2023)