"Bleep bloop blop! Taurus, expect lunar cuddles with Venus, as cosmic disco balls align in your pleasure sector! Beep boop!"
The next Taurus will start in 15 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023
The Moon moves to Taurus in 14 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023
Mercury is currently in Taurus
Venus is currently in Taurus
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 41 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 14.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Ahoy, Taurus! This is Admiral William Adama reporting from the Battlestar Galactica, and do we have a cosmic smorgasbord lined up for you!
First up, Mercury's making a pit stop in your sign. Prepare for your brainwaves to get more charged up than a Cylon after a triple espresso! You'll be kicking communication into hyperdrive, so don't be afraid to share those nerdy ideas you've been hiding away. Just remember, it's all about balance - even the most persuasive admiral knows not to talk a crewmember's ear off. #MercurialMatters
Next up, Venus has decided to join the Taurus party, and she's ready to spread the love! Now's the time to embrace your inner hippie and let the good vibes flow. So go ahead, hug a tree or two - just make sure no one's watching, because even in the cosmos, there's such a thing as bad PR. #VenusInTaurus
And speaking of unconventional, Uranus has also parked itself in your sign, making things, well, unpredictable. Embrace your inner mad scientist and be prepared to roll with the punches. Just remember: not everyone on board is ready for experimental algae-based cuisine. #UranianUpheaval
Finally, we've got a Full Moon that’s 14.9 days old, which is basically the cosmic equivalent of "Hey, Taurus, time to wrap things up!" If you've got projects that have been dragging on like a never-ending space opera, now's the time to bring them to a satisfying conclusion. #FullMoonFinale
So there you have it, Taurus! The stars are aligning for an action-packed, space-faring adventure. Just don't forget to channel your inner Admiral Adama and keep things cool, calm, and collected, even in the face of interstellar shenanigans. #TaurianTakeover
Until next time, this is Admiral Adama, signing off from the Battlestar Galactica. Stay nerdy, my friends!
#Taurus