"Brace Yourself, Taurus! You're About to Be as Stubborn as a Mule in a Quantum Physics Lecture!"
The next Taurus will start in 167 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 20 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 193 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 177 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 217 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Greetings Earthlings, specifically you delightful, bull-headed Taurus folks! In the grand cosmic sitcom that is your life, a couple of our big celestial buddies have decided to hit the rewind button. Yes, you guessed it! Both Jupiter, your lucky charm, and Uranus, the planet of chaos and surprise parties (not always the fun kind), are playing their retrograde hits right in your sign!
Now, don't start stampeding just yet. This isn't some interstellar disaster movie, but rather a chance for some good old-fashioned character development. Think of it as an episode where the lead character gets trapped in an elevator with their quirkiest traits. Hilarity ensues.
Jupiter Retrograde is like your personal laugh track turned down low. Not gone, just quieter. You may just have to work a little harder for those chuckles. That's okay though, because it gives you a chance to refine your comedic timing.
Meanwhile, Uranus Retrograde is like that plot twist you never saw coming. You know, the one where the main character’s cat suddenly starts reciting Shakespeare? Well, maybe not that absurd, but expect the unexpected, folks!
And then there's our waxing gibbous moon, nearly as full as your Netflix queue. It's a bit like the supporting cast member who's always there, bringing light and gravity to your scene. Their lines aren't always the wittiest, but they deliver them with such conviction!
So, Taurus, take a deep breath and face the cosmic laughter track. Embrace the unexpected, the weird and the wonderful. After all, who wants a boring storyline?
Remember: "All the universe is a stage, and all the men and women merely players." Or was it "All the world"? Eh, same difference.
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-05-11-2023)