"Brace Your Bullish Self, Taurus: Cosmic Chaos or Just the Universe's Way of Saying 'Tag, You're It!'"
The next Taurus will start in 46 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 8 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 72 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 56 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 96 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Good day, darling Tauruses! Let's get down to the cosmic nitty-gritty, shall we? Now, imagine I'm saying all this in that clicky, growly Predator voice for full effect.
First off, Jupiter, big daddy of the solar system, is currently chilling in your sign like a celestial couch potato. #BigGuyInYourHouse Now, Jupiter being in your house is like having a jovial, oversized uncle visiting - sure, he may eat all your snacks and take up all the space on the couch, but he also brings lots of joy, luck, and opportunities. So, expect an abundance of blessings coming your way. #JovialJupiter
Next up, we got Uranus, the rebel of the solar system, also parked in Taurus. Now, you might be thinking, "Wait, Uranus in Taurus? Isn't that like inviting a punk rocker to a classical music concert?" Well, you're not wrong! Expect some unexpected changes, innovative ideas, and surprise twists in your life. Remember, change can be good, even if it feels like getting hit with a plasma cannon at first. #RebelUranus #ChangeIsTheOnlyConstant
Finally, we've got our lovely moon, currently in her Third Quarter phase and about as old as a leftover pizza in your fridge (23.8 days to be precise). This phase is all about letting go, releasing, and forgiveness. It's time to let go of any grudges or negative vibes. Think of it as a cosmic detox. So, throw out that metaphoric old pizza, it's not doing you any good. #MoonDetox #CleanseAndRelease
Remember, Tauruses, sometimes life feels like a sci-fi movie, but fear not. You are the hero of your own story. And remember, if it bleeds, we can kill it... metaphorically speaking, of course. Stay strong, stay weird, and keep reaching for the stars! #TaurusPower #CosmicVibes
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-05-03-2024)