"Galactic Bull Market Alert: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Bull Run in Your Life - Just Don't Step in Any Black Holes!"
The next Taurus will start in 139 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 19 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 165 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 149 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 189 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Greetings, my Taurus friends, or should I say, stalwart space cadets of the Zodiac! You're about to embark on a cosmic journey akin to Flash Gordon’s epic adventures in the intergalactic unknown. So, hold onto your space helmets because this galactic rodeo is about to get wilder than a quantum physics lecture after two pots of coffee!
With both Jupiter and Uranus retrograde in your sign, we're not just talking a double whammy here, folks, we're talking a space-time conundrum, a cosmic crunch! You see, Jupiter is like your favorite couch-surfing uncle who overstays his welcome, while Uranus is the eccentric scientist who suddenly decides to rearrange your furniture for better 'cosmic energy flow'.
In simpler terms: expect the unexpected, Taurus. Your routine might be tossed into the black hole of unpredictability, but don't panic! Remember, chaos is just order waiting to be discovered!
As for the Third Quarter Moon, at a sprightly 20.4 days old, it's like your own personal Millennium Falcon, guiding your way through the asteroid field of life. Use its wisdom to reflect on past events and plan for the future. It's like the best kind of celestial GPS you could ask for, and it doesn't even have that annoying voice telling you to do a U-turn when possible.
So, Taurus, brace yourself for some cosmic turbulence, but remember: every great space adventure has its challenges! Keep your space suits buttoned up, your sense of humor at the ready, and let's rock this space rodeo!
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-03-12-2023)