By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 03 October 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taurus, Looks Like You're Gonna Be Flyin' Solo This Week, Just Like My Good Ship Serenity...Except for the Whole Space Part!"

The next Taurus will start in 200 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 26 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 226 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 210 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 250 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Taurus! Ready for some cosmic news? Buckle up, because we’re about to embark on a journey through the cosmos that could rival any episode of Torchwood. Now, let's talk retrogrades. Not one, but two planets are currently pulling a backward dance in your sign. Retrogrades, they're like the moonwalk of the solar system, but instead of Michael Jackson, it's Jupiter and Uranus wearing the glittery gloves. First off, Jupiter. Big guy Jupiter is the life of the party, the king of expansion, and the bringer of luck. But in retrograde, he's more like that friend who had one too many and starts spilling secrets you didn't ask for. Expect some unexpected truths to come out, Taurus. So brace yourself for some knowledge bombs! Don't worry though, it's all part of the grand cosmic plan. The universe has a funny way of making us face truths when we least expect it. #JupiterRetrograde #TruthBomb Next up, Uranus. This planet is all about rebellion, innovation, and surprise. In retrograde, it's like a mad scientist on a caffeine high. Be prepared for sudden changes, surprising revelations, and possibly inventing a toaster that also makes coffee. (not guaranteed, but hey, a Taurus can dream!) #UranusRetrograde #InnovationStation Lastly, our moon is in her Waning Gibbous phase, 19 days old. She's not new anymore, she's seen some stuff. Just like Captain Jack Harkness, she's been around the block and has stories to tell. It's a time for reflection, introspection, and possibly, investigating some alien conspiracies. #MoonVibes #WaningGibbousWisdom Remember, Taurus, even when the stars seem to be playing a cosmic joke on you, it's all part of the grand, interstellar plan. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the absurdity, and keep on dancing, even if it's backwards. #CosmicChaos #TaurusTriumphs

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-03-10-2023)

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