"Beep-Boop-Bop! Taurus, Time to Charge Your Horns: This Week's Astro Forecast Predicts a Galactic Bull Run!"
The next Taurus will start in 292 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 8 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 318 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 302 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 342 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Hey, Taurus you old space cow! You've got Jupiter and Uranus vacationing in your neck of the galaxy. Now I know what you're thinking - "Aren't those two planets like a bit of a mismatched couple?" Well, yeah, you're right, mate. It's like Stephen Hawking and a Dodo bird trying to play chess. But, this is where it gets interesting.
See, Jupiter, your cosmic benefactor, is all about expansion and abundance. It’s like the interstellar version of a 'buy one get one free' offer at the curry house. And Uranus? It's the mad scientist of the bunch, always trying to cook up something unexpected. It's like Marvin the Paranoid Android decided to take up a hobby in knitting.
So with these two hanging around, expect huge opportunities for growth, but also a few surprises. Maybe you'll discover a new species of alien, or perhaps invent a time-traveling toaster. Who knows, mate? The Universe is your shrimp vindaloo!
Now, let's talk about that Full Moon, 14.6 days old and as ripe as a mature cheddar. It's like the universe has put on its disco ball and is playing your favorite tune. Use this lunar energy to tap into your inner wisdom. Remember, you're smarter than you think. You're a Taurus, not a Smeg head!
So, brace yourself for some cosmic shenanigans. Embrace the chaos and remember to always keep your sense of humor. Because if there's anything the universe loves more than a good joke, it's a good joke told by a Taurus.
Remember, there's no such thing as bad luck, just bad hair days. Keep on truckin', my celestial bull friend. And may the force be with you...or something like that.
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-03-07-2023)