"Bovine Bewilderment: Taurus Teleports into a Cosmic Cattle Drive of Planetary Proportions!"
The next Taurus will start in 18 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023
The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus tomorrow, at Tuesday, 04 April, 2023
Venus is currently in Taurus
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 44 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Greetings, my Taurus earthlings! Gather around as I, Delenn of Babylon 5, share with you the cosmic forecast for your star sign. Fear not, for the universe has a sense of humor, and so do I.
As Venus and Uranus hold hands in Taurus, expect a fascinating mash-up of love, stability, and unexpected twists. You may find yourself embracing your inner hippie and investing in some tie-dye shirts or befriending an alien species. Either way, buckle up, because it's going to be a groovy ride!
Your hearts will be as full as the Waxing Gibbous moon, which is currently 12 days old - almost like a teenager with a heart full of dreams! Allow your inner poet to emerge and serenade your loved ones with verses about the cosmos and your deepest feelings (bonus points if you can rhyme "Uranus" with something hilarious).
Remember, dear Taurus, that in this vast universe, you are a beautifully unique specimen. So, don't be afraid to let your nerdy flag fly and enjoy the cosmic roller coaster that awaits you.
May the stars be ever in your favor, and if they're not, just remember: it's only a phase. #TaurusVibes #CosmicLove #OutOfThisWorld #NerdyAstrologer #WaxingGibbousMoon
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