"Sagittarius, Be Prepared: Jupiter's in Retrograde and it's Throwing More Curveballs than a Hyperactive Baseball Machine!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 329 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 10 days, at Monday, 08 January, 2024
Mercury is currently retrograde in Sagittarius
Venus moves to Sagittarius tomorrow, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars is currently in Sagittarius
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Greetings, bold and fiery Sagittarius! You've got Mars in your corner this week, adding a dash of hot sauce to your already spicy life. And with Mercury going retrograde in your sign, expect communication to be slightly more garbled than a Star Trek episode dubbed in Klingon.
You'll need to channel your inner Jedi to navigate this cosmic chaos. Remember, the force is strong with you. But no lightsaber duels in the living room, okay? Your houseplants have suffered enough.
As for the Waning Gibbous moon, it's 17 days old - practically a teenager! Expect some lunar mood swings ranging from 'I love you, man' to 'Leave me alone, world'. Ride these waves like you're surfing on Neptune (just remember to wear a spacesuit).
Your motto for the week: Keep calm and carry a universal translator.
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SignToday Is Posting: 29.12.2023 08:22:02 (sag-29-12-2023)