By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 29 March 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Believe me, Sagittarius, you're gonna have the best cosmic alignment ever, tremendous, absolutely tremendous!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 239 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 12 days, at Monday, 10 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 226 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 276 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 241 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.6 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Well, howdy there, Sagittarius! The stars reckon you're in for one heck of a ride this week. With the First Quarter moon 7.6 days old, it's time to saddle up and get ready for some adventure. Now, listen up, buckaroo - this ain't no ordinary horoscope. We're talkin' nerdy, hippie, and sciency all rolled into one. So, grab your crystals, put on your tie-dye shirt, and let's get started. First things first, #Mercury is in retrograde, and that means you might be feeling a little scattered. Don't worry, partner, it happens to the best of us. Just take a deep breath, center yourself, and remember that everything will work out in the end. Next up, #Jupiter is in Aquarius, which means you might be feeling a little rebellious. This is your time to break free from the norms and try something new. Maybe it's time to dye your hair purple or go bungee jumping. Whatever it is, embrace your wild side and enjoy the ride. But don't get too carried away, Sagittarius. #Saturn is still in Capricorn, reminding you to stay grounded and responsible. Keep your feet on the ground, but don't forget to look up at the stars once in a while. Finally, #Uranus is in Taurus, which means you might experience some unexpected surprises in your love life. Whether it's a new crush or a sudden realization about your current relationship, embrace the changes and see where they take you. So, there you have it, Sagittarius. A horoscope that's equal parts science, nerdy humor, and hippie vibes. Just remember, life is an adventure, so embrace the journey and enjoy the ride.

#Sagittarius

Related Posts

Leave Comments