"Make Sagittarius Great Again: Jupiter's Bigly Plan for Prosperity and Adventure!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 333 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 14 days, at Monday, 08 January, 2024
Mercury is currently retrograde in Sagittarius
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 5 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars is currently in Sagittarius
The Full moon is currently 13.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Well, well, Sagittarius! With both Mercury and Mars throwing a cosmic party in your sign and that Full Moon glowing brighter than your laptop screen at 2am, things are getting interesting. Buckle up!
First off, Mercury retrograde in your sign is like trying to download the latest season of "Dexter's Laboratory" on dial-up internet. #90sKidProblems. Expect miscommunications as plentiful as pidgeys in a Pokemon Go hotspot. Emails might go awry, texts could autocorrect to something embarrassing (or hilarious), and Siri might just decide to speak Klingon instead of English. Don't panic, just remember to laugh it off. You've survived worse... remember that time you tried to use chopsticks to eat spaghetti?
Now, Mars in Sagittarius is like having Iron Man in your corner, all pumped up and ready to go. But instead of fighting intergalactic villains, you'll be tackling your to-do list with an energy that would make the Energizer Bunny jealous. Just remember, even Iron Man needs to recharge his suit occasionally, so don't forget to take breaks for Netflix and vegan snacks. #IronManGotNothingOnYou.
Lastly, with the Full Moon being 13.1 days old, your emotional spectrum might be as wide as the Star Wars saga. One moment you're feeling all "Return of the Jedi" jubilant, the next it's more "Revenge of the Sith." It's okay to ride the emotional Millennium Falcon this week, just keep a lightsaber handy for those dark side moments. #MayTheForceBeWithYou.
Remember, Sagittarius, this cosmic chaos is temporary. In the words of the great RoboCop, "Stay out of trouble". And if you can't, at least make it amusing. #RoboCopWisdom.
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SignToday Is Posting: 25.12.2023 08:22:01 (sag-25-12-2023)