"Neo Called, Sagittarius! He Said to 'Dodge This' Mercury Retrograde Like You're Dodging Bullets in Slow-Mo!"
The next Sagittarius will start tomorrow, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 20 days, at Tuesday, 12 December, 2023
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 38 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 3 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hey there, Sagittarius!
Looks like Mercury is hanging out in your sign this week. You know Mercury, that little planet that likes to mess with our communication and tech devices? Yeah, that one. Hopefully, you've backed up your phone recently... or if not, well, you might be heading back to the retrograde stone age. 😜
But fear not, my arrow-slinging friend! With the Waxing Gibbous moon (which is basically the moon's way of saying, 'Hey I'm almost full, but not quite yet' - it's kind of a drama queen like that), you'll have plenty of energy to deal with any hiccups.
Remember, Sagittarius, you're the zodiac's intrepid explorer. So, even if your GPS fails and takes you on a wild goose chase to the middle of nowhere, just call it an unexpected adventure. Maybe you'll find Bigfoot. Or better yet, a hidden coffee shop with the best mocha latte this side of the Milky Way! ☕️🌌
Just remember, as the universe's resident archer, your aim is always true - even when Mercury decides to play its cosmic game of pinball with your plans.
So, my dear Sagittarius, embrace the unexpected this week. And remember: Back up your files, keep a map handy (yes, a paper one), and never underestimate the power of a good latte.
Hashtags for your week: #MercuryInSagittarius #WaxingGibbousMadness #UnexpectedAdventures #CosmicLatteLover
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SignToday Is Posting: 22.11.2023 08:22:01 (sag-22-11-2023)