By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 19 March 2024
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Galactic Alert! Sagittarius, May The Stars Be Ever in Your Favor...But Watch Out for Jupiter's Mood Swings!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 248 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 11 days, at Saturday, 30 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 229 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 213 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey Sagittarius, listen up! You're like a cosmic gypsy with a quiver full of dreams, always aiming for the stars, and this Waxing Gibbous moon? It's about as full as the promises I've heard from the opposition in the last election! The moon is 9.4 days old, which in celestial terms is the perfect age to enjoy a good sci-fi movie marathon (preferably Star Trek, because who doesn't love a good "Beam me up, Scotty" moment?). This week, your ruling planet, Jupiter, is gearing up for a lively tango with Mars. Expect some fiery energy, which might just be the ignition your rocket ship needs to launch those grand ideas into orbit. Remember, my dear Archer, it's all about the journey, not the destination! Just like my campaign trail, am I right? Now, let's talk about Venus. She's playing hard to get in your house of romance and creativity. This could mean a couple of things. One, you're about to get a brilliant idea that will make you the next Elon Musk, or two, you're about to meet someone who thinks your conspiracy theories about aliens building the pyramids are actually cute. Either way, it's a win! So gear up, Sagittarius, for a week full of cosmic surprises. And remember, if things get too tough, just do what I do - blame it on Mercury Retrograde! #SagittariusSeason #CosmicGypsy #PoliticalAstrology #NerdyScience #BlameItOnMercuryRetrograde

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.03.2024 08:22:01 (sag-19-03-2024)

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