"Sagittarius, Prepare for Hyperdrive! Your Stars are Saying 'In Space, No One Can Hear You Snore'"
We are currently in the sign of Sagittarius
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 11 days, at Tuesday, 12 December, 2023
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 29 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars is currently in Sagittarius
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hey there, Sagittarius! Gather 'round, my arrow-wielding space travelers, because your stars are doing a little cosmic cha-cha right now. With both Mercury and Mars doing their planetary shimmy in your sign, we're looking at a serious celestial party, folks!
Mercury, that mischievous messenger of the gods, is basically hanging out in your celestial backyard. Remember that this planet governs communication, so expect to be more chatty than a caffeinated squirrel on a sugar high. You'll be spouting wisdom like a philosopher on steroids, and trust me, everyone will sit up and listen. Just remember to pause for air, okay? #MotorMouthMode
Mars, the red planet that's always ready for a brawl, is also chilling in your sign. This means your energy levels will be higher than a Star Trek redshirt's anxiety levels. Use this boost to tackle tasks you've been avoiding like they're Orion slave girl love triangles. Just remember, no phasers at dinner, okay? #AllTheEnergy
Now, about that Waning Gibbous moon at 18.6 days old... Let's just say it's going through its angsty teenager phase. Emotions might be running as high as an intergalactic space opera finale, but remember, this too shall pass. Keep your cool, smoother than a Vulcan's logic. #MoonMoods
So, Sagittarius, gear up for a week of energetic conversations and emotional rollercoasters. Just remember, in the words of Captain Kirk, "Risk is our business." That's why you're a Sagittarius, and not a boring Taurus. (Sorry, Taurus). To infinity and beyond... or, at least until next week. #SagittariusSwagger
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SignToday Is Posting: 01.12.2023 08:22:02 (sag-01-12-2023)