By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 01 April 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarians, Prepare to Launch: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Quirks Await as Jupiter Jives with your Inner Nerd this Month!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 236 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 9 days, at Monday, 10 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 223 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 273 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 238 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.2 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my far-out Sagittarian friends! 🏹 The Waxing Gibbous moon, currently 10.2 days old, is totally vibin' on your cosmic wavelength. 🌔 Buckle up in the TARDIS, because it's time for some out-of-this-world insights from your hippie astrologer. 👽✌️ Jupiter, your groovy ruling planet, has been hanging out with Saturn and they're #BFFs now, which means you'll be feelin' like a Time Lord with a taste for adventure. 🚀 But beware, dear Sagittarius: with great power comes great responsibility. Your Spidey senses might tingle, but remember to keep your inner Doctor in check – no need to save the universe *all* by yourself! 😉 With Mercury and Venus doing the celestial cha-cha just around the corner, your social calendar is about to get busier than K-9 on a double date. 💃🕺 Keep your sonic screwdriver handy, because you'll be needing it to fine-tune and harmonize those interstellar connections. 🛠️🎶 Now, don't go all Dalek on us, but the alignment of Mars and Neptune might cause some serious #CybermenDrama in your work life. 🤖 Stay focused on your goals, channel your inner peace-loving hippie, and remember: you've got more brains than a whole room of Ood. 🧠✨ Keep your feet on the ground and your head in the stars, Sagittarius! This month's cosmic forecast is all about finding balance between your inner geek 🤓 and your outer cool 😎. Embrace the diversity of your Time Lord-like nature and remember, in the words of the great Sarah-Jane Smith: "There's nothing to be scared of if we all stick together." 🌍💫 That's it for now, my stellar Sagittarians. Stay groovy and remember: #BowTiesAreCool! 🎀🆒

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