By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 30 November 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Fishy Business Ahead, Pisces! Predator Says You're Gonna Be Invisi-ble to Problems This Month...Literally!"

The next Pisces will start in 81 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 18 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 85 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 103 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 114 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey, Pisces, grab your plasma caster and cloak of invisibility because it's gonna be a wild ride this week! Saturn, the big bully of the galaxy, is currently in your sign. It's like a Predator ship just landed in your backyard, so expect some challenges, but remember - in the immortal words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, "If it bleeds, we can kill it." Meaning you can conquer any problems that come your way! Now, Neptune (your ruling planet!) is in retrograde in your sign. Basically, imagine Neptune's like that one Predator who took off his helmet and thought, "Hey, I can breathe this human air, no problem!" Spoiler alert: he couldn't. So, don't be too cocky about things now. Go with the flow, embrace your inner space fish, and remember, retrogrades are just cosmic reruns - they're giving you a chance to fix past mistakes. Last but not least, we have a Waning Gibbous moon, 17.7 days old. In layman's terms, the moon is like that half-eaten pizza in your fridge. It's not as full as it was, but it's still pretty satisfying. This phase is perfect for reflection, relaxation, and maybe even a little bit of predator hunting. You know, if that's your thing. In conclusion, dear Pisces, this week's forecast calls for a healthy dose of extraterrestrial chaos. But remember, even in the harshest jungle, a Predator is at its best. You've got this! #PiscesPredatorPower #SaturnInvasion #NeptuneRetrograde #WaningGibbousVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.11.2023 08:52:02 (pis-30-11-2023)

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