"Probability of Pisces Swimming in Good Fortune Rises: C3PO Predicts 97.6% Chance of Cosmic Bliss!"
The next Pisces will start in 142 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 24 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 146 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 164 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 175 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey all you space swimming Pisces out there! I've got some intergalactic news for you. Saturn is taking a retrograde joyride in your sign and it's like Darth Vader decided to show up uninvited at your Ewok party. Looks like someone didn't get the memo that it's not all about them! #SaturnCrashingTheParty
Now don't go reaching for your lightsabers just yet! Remember, as much as we'd love to Force push this gas giant out of our space, retrogrades are actually all about introspection and reevaluation. It's like Yoda said, "Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering." So take a deep breath, and let's use this time to learn some Jedi-level patience, okay? #YodaWisdom
And then we have Neptune, your ruling planet, also going retrograde in your sign. Now, you might think this is like being stuck in the trash compactor with a dianoga, but it's not all bad news. Think of it as a chance to do some spiritual spring cleaning. Maybe even find your inner Luke Skywalker and face the hidden fears lurking beneath the surface. #TrashCompactorTherapy
And can we talk about this Full Moon? It's as bloated as Jabba the Hutt after a feast and ready to spill all its secrets. The next 15.8 days are going to be intense, kind of like navigating an asteroid field. But hey, remember what Han Solo said, "Never tell me the odds!" Use this time to reflect and refocus your energy.
So Pisces, buckle up, engage your hyperdrives, and remember: "The Force will be with you. Always." #FullMoonFever #StarWarsAstrology
Until next time! And may the Force (and your horoscope) be with you. #NerdyAstrologerOut
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SignToday Is Posting: 30.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-30-09-2023)