By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 29 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Quantum Quandaries and Piscean Puzzles: How to Surf the Cosmic Waves in Flippers and a Snorkel!"

The next Pisces will start in 205 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 5 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 209 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 227 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 238 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Pisces! Let's talk about you and these retrograde rascals, Saturn and Neptune, doing the moonwalk in your sign. Now I know what you're thinking - "Barbarella, I signed up for a chill swim in the cosmic ocean, not a rollercoaster through the rings of Saturn!" Well, hold onto your nebula knickers, because it's gonna be one heck of a star-studded ride! First off, don't panic about this Saturn retrograde thing. I mean, who hasn't wanted to hit the rewind button and fix a few things? Saturn is like your super strict physics professor who insists on showing you how gravity works by dropping an apple on your head...repeatedly. It's all about learning life lessons, my fishy friends. So embrace it, learn from it, and maybe invest in an astrological hardhat. Now with Neptune, your ruling planet also in retrograde, you might be feeling like you're swimming in a sea of confusion. But fear not! In the words of a famous fish "Just keep swimming!" This is a great time for introspection, a deep dive into the ocean of your subconscious. Just beware of the occasional psychic jellyfish sting. Ouch! As for our Waxing Gibbous moon, she's like that aunty who always shows up at parties a little too glowing. She's here to amplify your emotions, making you more sensitive than a Trekkie at a Star Wars convention. Don't worry, it's just a phase. Remember, my lovely Pisces, you're a spiritual surfer riding the cosmic waves. So grab your astral surfboard, and let's do this! #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #WaxingGibbous #PiscesPower #CosmicSurfer

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-29-07-2023)

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