By The Chip Witch on Monday, 27 November 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Subatomic Shift Alert! Neptune's Doing the Macarena Again, Pisces - Buckle Up for a Cosmic Cha-Cha of Emotions!"

The next Pisces will start in 84 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 21 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 88 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 106 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 117 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 14.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey Pisces, grab your goggles and flippers because with Saturn currently in your sign, it's like a cosmic pool party! Only, instead of floaties and pool noodles, we've got strict taskmaster Saturn tossing out life lessons like they're water balloons. Stay afloat, won't you? Also, Neptune is pulling a classic retrograde move in your sign. Imagine Neptune as that friend who shows up uninvited to the party, drinks all the punch, then starts spouting philosophical, somewhat nonsensical wisdom. It might be a bit confusing but hey, who doesn't love a good existential crisis at a pool party?! And let's not forget the Full Moon, which is currently 14.8 days old. I mean, if the moon were a cheese, we’d be enjoying some seriously mature cheddar right now. It's illuminating everything, so even the stuff at the bottom of the pool (you know, those past issues you’ve ignored) might start making an appearance. So, Pisces, channel your inner mermaid or merman this week. Dive deep and embrace the chaos. Remember, even in the midst of a cosmic pool party, you're still the fish - you've got this swimming thing down. And hey, if all else fails, just blame it on the retrograde! #PiscesPoolParty #SaturnSplashdown #NeptuneNonsense #MoonlitMaturity

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.11.2023 08:52:02 (pis-27-11-2023)

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