By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 26 December 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, May the Fish Be With You: A Galactic Forecast for a Swimmingly Good Time!"

The next Pisces will start in 55 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 19 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 59 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 77 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 88 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 14.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Pisces! Alright, let’s dive into the celestial soup and see what’s cooking for you. Saturn, that old taskmaster, has decided to crash on your cosmic couch for a while. Don't panic! This just means it's time to buckle down and get serious about your goals. Yes, even that goal of owning all Star Trek episodes on Blu-ray. Now, Neptune is also vacationing in Pisces. And when the God of the Sea drops by, things can get a little...wavy. Expect a surge of creativity and intuition, like when you finally understood the plot of Inception after the 7th viewing. So, pick up that paintbrush, dust off that old guitar, or start writing that screenplay about alien sock puppets. Just remember - with great power comes great responsibility, and potential for epic noodle art. Oh, and let’s not forget about our luminescent lady, the Moon. She’s practically bursting at the seams, so don’t be surprised if your emotions are doing the Macarena. It’s a perfect time for self-reflection and maybe a bit of werewolf transformation, if you’re into that sort of thing. So, to summarize, Pisces: Saturn says get to work, Neptune says let's play, and the Moon is basically singing "I Will Survive" at the top of her lungs. Balancing all of this might feel like juggling lightsabers, but trust me, you've got this! Remember, you're a Pisces - you can swim in any current. Stay groovy, fishy friends! #SaturnSleepover #NeptuneNoodling #FullMoonFever #PiscesPower

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-26-12-2023)

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