"Galactic Forecast for Pisces: Expect Some Moisture with a Chance of Sarlacc Pits!"
The next Pisces will start in 208 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025
The Moon moves to Pisces in 25 days, at Tuesday, 20 August, 2024
Mercury moves to Pisces in 204 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025
Venus moves to Pisces in 161 days, at Friday, 03 January, 2025
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.
Hey there, Pisces! I don't mean to alarm you, but it seems like both Saturn and Neptune have decided to host their retrograde raves in your sign. Now, don't panic. Remember, we've been through worse. Like that time the Daleks nearly took over the Earth...again.
Saturn is the taskmaster of the solar system, and when it goes retrograde, it's like your boss just asked you to work overtime on a Friday night. #NotCoolSaturn. But hey, look at the bright side - now you have extra time to perfect those PowerPoint slides!
Neptune, on the other hand, is all about dreams and illusions. And when it goes retrograde in your sign, it's like someone turned off the color in your favorite sci-fi movie. So yeah, reality might feel a bit dull compared to your dreams. But remember, even the TARDIS runs out of gas sometimes.
Now, about that waning gibbous moon. It's 20.3 days old, which in moon years, is just about old enough to start asking awkward questions about where baby stars come from. This phase is all about reflection and gratitude. So, let's thank the universe for its infinite mysteries, and for not letting Cybermen take over...yet.
Remember, Pisces, you're a fluid sign. You can swim with the current or against it. So, put on your swim fins and get ready for some cosmic waves. After all, you've dealt with weirder stuff, like that one time you had to explain to humans that Time Lords regenerate.
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SignToday Is Posting: 26.07.2024 08:52:01 (pis-26-07-2024)