By The Chip Witch on Friday, 26 January 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Bleep-Bloop, Pisces! Mercury's in Retrograde, Time to Recharge Those Emotional Batteries... and Maybe Your Phone Too!"

The next Pisces will start in 24 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 16 days, at Sunday, 11 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 28 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 46 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 57 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 15.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alright, my Piscean friends, it's time to boldly go where no fish has gone before. Saturn, the old taskmaster, is currently in your sign. It's like Spock at a Vulcan convention – very serious and all about logic and discipline. You might feel like you're in a Starfleet Academy exam, but remember, even Kirk had to study sometimes. Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in Pisces. Picture this: it's like having Scotty in the engine room – everything is in perfect working order and functioning at maximum efficiency. Your creativity and intuition are amplified, so don't be surprised if you start picking up on alien transmissions (or, you know, have some really intense dreams). The Full Moon, currently at the ripe old age of 15.3 days, is lighting up your life like the Enterprise's high beams. Expect emotional revelations to come in faster than warp speed. So, get your phasers set to stun and prepare for some intergalactic exploration, Pisces. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... unless you're screaming about how right this horoscope is. #StarTrekHoroscope #Pisces #LiveLongAndProsper #BeamMeUpScotty #SaturnInPisces #NeptuneInPisces #FullMoonFever

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.01.2024 08:52:01 (pis-26-01-2024)

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