"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Chaos: Even Neptune's Moons Can't Untangle Your Love Life This Week!"
The next Pisces will start in 147 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 151 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 169 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 180 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hello there, Pisces! You've got not one, but TWO planets playing reverse charades in your sign. Saturn is going "beep beep" like a truck backing up, while Neptune is doing the moonwalk. Now, this isn't a bad thing, but just like wearing socks with sandals, it's a bit...awkward.
Saturn, old buddy old pal, tends to bring lessons and structure when going direct, but in retrograde, it's like your physics professor decided to teach the class in Klingon. It's still useful, but you're gonna have to put in extra effort to understand what's going on.
Neptune, your ruling planet, going retrograde in your sign is like Spock having an emotional breakdown. A rare event indeed! It's a time when your intuitive and dreamy side (yes, even more dreamy than usual) might feel a bit clouded. Just remember, even the Milky Way has cloudy days.
With the moon in its waxing gibbous phase, it's like we're all just waiting for that full moon party to start. There's a sense of anticipation in the air. It's a good time to reflect, plan, and maybe invent a new language for those Saturn lessons.
So, swim on, my Piscean friends, and remember: The universe is like a big, cosmic comic book. It's a wild ride, but someone's gotta live it!
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SignToday Is Posting: 25.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-25-09-2023)