By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 24 December 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces: Time to Fish out your Sonic Screwdrivers, the Stars are Aligning for a Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Adventure!"

The next Pisces will start in 57 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 21 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 61 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 79 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 90 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Ah, Pisces my dear, the universe is playing a rather eccentric game of ping pong with you this week. You see, Saturn, that old curmudgeon, has decided to set up camp in your sign. Now, Saturn is like your strict Aunt Mildred who believes in discipline, hard work, and thinks fun is a four-letter word (which technically it is, but that's besides the point). On the other hand, Neptune, the cosmic hippie who wears tie-dye shirts and listens to sitar music, is also visiting your sign. He is all about dreams, illusions, and a spiritual connectedness that makes even the most hardened cynics consider hugging a tree. So, you're stuck between Aunt Mildred knitting woolly life lessons on your left and Neptune strumming 'Kumbaya' on his sitar on your right. It's a bit like being at a party where the music is both classical and psychedelic rock. One minute you're waltzing, the next you're doing the twist. But fear not, dear Pisces, for the Waxing Gibbous moon, 12.2 days old (which in moon years is just a teenager), is here to lend some balance. This phase is all about growth, determination, and transformation. So, use Aunt Mildred's lessons to grow, Neptune's dreams to inspire, and the moon’s energy to transform. Be the walrus AND the carpenter! Remember, in the great restaurant of life, sometimes you get the soup, sometimes you get the nuts. But as a Pisces, you have the ability to make a delicious meal out of whatever the cosmos tosses your way. #PiscesLife #SaturnShenanigans #NeptuneNoodles #MoonMood #WaxingGibbousGiggles #AstrologyAntics

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-24-12-2023)

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