"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Neptune's got a new ring and it's not afraid to show it off - expect tidal waves of emotions and maybe an alien abduction or two!"
The next Pisces will start in 181 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 9 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 185 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 203 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 214 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Pisces! Saturn's taken a u-turn and is moonwalking back into your sign, and Neptune's decided to join the retrograde party too. It's like a cosmic version of Back to the Future, but with less DeLorean and more stardust.
So, what does this mean for you, my fishy friend? Well, let's just say, you're not just swimming upstream, you're doing it with two planetary-sized rubber rings strapped on!
Saturn, the stern taskmaster, is going to make you revisit past lessons. Remember that time you tried to microwave a pizza without taking it out of the box? Yeah, don't do that again. This ringed giant is all about learning from your mistakes, so buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride down memory lane.
And Neptune, your ruling planet, going retrograde in your own sign is like your mom visiting and rearranging your apartment. It might feel a little uncomfortable, but trust me, she's only doing it because she cares. Expect some spiritual housecleaning and a deep dive into the realms of dreams and intuition.
With the Waxing Crescent moon, it's time to set your intentions. Perhaps it's finally learning how to cook something that doesn't involve an instant noodle packet, or maybe it's time to embrace your inner hippie and try meditation. Either way, the universe is giving you a cosmic thumbs up to go for it!
So, don your swim trunks, grab your rubber duckies, and dive into the cosmic waters of self-discovery. With a bit of humor and a sprinkle of stardust, you'll navigate these retrograde rapids like a pro!
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SignToday Is Posting: 22.08.2023 08:52:02 (pis-22-08-2023)