By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 22 February 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Circles around Uranus - Cosmic Waves are Bringing More Twists than a Sci-Fi Movie Plot!"

We are currently in the sign of Pisces

The Moon moves to Pisces in 16 days, at Saturday, 09 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces tomorrow, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 19 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 30 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Pisces, or should I say, "Cosmic Fishes"! What's the craic? Now, I know you don't need me to tell you this, but Saturn and Neptune are both having a bit of a pool party in your sign. So, don't be surprised if you're feeling a bit like a starfish stuck on the beach at low tide. It’s like when Rimmer forgets to clean out Starbug's septic tank... not pretty. Saturn, the big boss of the cosmos, is going to help you get stuff done. He's like that mate who nags you to do your laundry when it's reached critical mass and taken on a life of its own. It's time to get organized, Pisces, because let's face it, the inside of your brain can sometimes look a bit like Lister's sock drawer. Meanwhile, Neptune, the lord of dreams and illusions, is also in your sign. You're gonna have some more daydreams than usual, and maybe even come up with the next great idea for a sci-fi sitcom. Who knows, you might even invent a better version of Talkie Toaster that doesn't constantly ask if you want toast! And hey, the moon's in its Waxing Gibbous phase, 12.8 days old and getting chunkier by the minute. That's more change and growth than Cat's wardrobe in a week! Use this energy to push forward with any projects or ideas you've got bubbling away. Just remember, Pisces, with all this planetary action going on, it's okay to feel a bit like Kryten in backwards universe. Just ride the wave and remember to keep your sense of humor about you. And if you can't find it, check under Lister's curry-stained sofa cushions. #PiscesPower #FishFrolics #SaturnSerendipity #NeptuneNoodlings #GibbousGiggles

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.02.2024 08:52:01 (pis-22-02-2024)

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