By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 19 November 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Fishy Forecast: Pisces to Navigate Nebula of Nostalgia, Negotiate with Neptune, and Nimbly Nullify Negative Vibes!"

The next Pisces will start in 92 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Tuesday, 21 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 96 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 114 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 125 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alrighty, Pisces! As your friendly neighborhood star guru, I've been peeking through my trusty telescope and guess what? Your ruling planet Neptune is playing hide-and-seek in retrograde, right in your own sign. Can you believe it? It's like having your roomie rummage through your closet while you're out. Not cool, Neptune. Not cool. But don't fret, my little fish friends. Saturn's also taken a vacation in Pisces-land, which is like having your strict dad visit during the wild party. He's there to impose some order, but it won't kill the vibe, promise. Saturn's all about discipline and responsibility. So, it might be a good time to finally clean up that pile of laundry that's starting to resemble the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Now, the First Quarter Moon, only 6.2 days old (aww, they grow up so fast!), is asking you to reassess and reevaluate. If you’ve been swimming upstream, maybe it's time to go with the flow. And remember, going with the flow doesn't mean the river's taken over your life; it just means you're smart enough to know when to paddle and when to drift. In short, Pisces, this week is like a cosmic mashup of "Clean up your room" and "Go with the flow." A bit of an oxymoron, isn't it? But hey, isn't our universe one big beautiful paradox? So take this week to bring some order, do a bit of soul-searching, but most importantly, enjoy the ride. Remember, even in the face of cosmic chaos, you've got the power to shape your destiny. And if all else fails, just remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. Hashtags for the week: #RetrogradeRoomie #SaturnInControl #FirstQuarterFishes #GoWithTheFlow #CosmicCleanup #ParadoxParty Stay groovy, Pisces!

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.11.2023 08:52:01 (pis-19-11-2023)

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