By The Chip Witch on Friday, 19 January 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Oh My Stars! Pisces, Expect Galactic Surprises This Week - You Might Even Be Mistaken for a Jedi!"

The next Pisces will start in 31 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 23 days, at Sunday, 11 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 35 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 53 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 64 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Good day, you fine fish of the zodiac! As Saturn and Neptune continue to party in your sign, it's like hosting a galactic tea party in your living room, with Saturn tidying up and Neptune spilling tea everywhere. But hey, it's your party; you can swim if you want to. Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, might be cramping your style, making you feel like you're stuck in a sci-fi series that got cancelled before resolving that cliffhanger. But don't worry, Pisces, remember that Saturn also gives us structure and discipline. It's like that annoying friend who insists on using coasters - they may be a buzzkill, but you can't deny that they save your tabletops. Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is bringing the vibe of a trippy art house film. Expect strange dreams, vivid visions, and an odd urge to paint everything in psychedelic colors. Don't fight it, Pisces. Embrace the weirdness. Dye your cat purple, make sculptures out of mashed potatoes, or write a love letter to the universe. Just remember to take breaks from your creative chaos to breathe, hydrate, and perhaps solve those pesky physics equations you've been putting off. With the moon in its first quarter phase and 8.6 days old (yes, we astrologers track that stuff), it’s a good time to take a step back and evaluate your progress. What have you achieved so far? If your answer is "not much," you might be too hard on yourself. If your answer is "a lot," well, congrats, you overachiever! In short, dear Pisces, this week is all about balancing structure and chaos, mundane and magical, science and spirituality. So, put on your lab coat, grab your magic wand, and ride the cosmic waves. Be like Schrodinger's cat - both dead serious and wildly whimsical at the same time. #PiscesPower #SchrodingersAstrologer #QuantumQuirks #SaturnShenanigans #NeptuneNonsense #FirstQuarterMoonFever

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.01.2024 08:52:01 (pis-19-01-2024)

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