By The Chip Witch on Monday, 18 December 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Probability of Pisces Finding Inner Peace Skyrockets: Universe Suggests Incorporating More Vulcan Meditation and Less Romulan Ale into Daily Regimen!"

The next Pisces will start in 63 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The moon is currently in Pisces

Mercury moves to Pisces in 67 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 85 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 96 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, lovely Pisces! Now, before we start, let's get one thing clear, you're not just swimming with the fishes, you're practically hosting an underwater soiree this week! With the moon, Saturn, and Neptune all in your sign, I don't know whether to call you a cosmic magnet or the celestial party planner! First up, we've got the moon. Ah, our dear lunar friend, currently in its first quarter and about as old as a week-old sandwich (5.9 days if we're being precise). It's like it's saying: "Hey, Pisces, remember that project you've been ignoring? Yeah, it's time to take a bite out of that." The moon is essentially your mom reminding you to clean your room. So, buckle up and get to it! #MoonMotivation Next, let's talk about Saturn. With the old grandpa of the solar system hanging out in your sign, it's like having your favourite teacher (the one who always gave out those extra nerdy assignments) keeping an eye on you. Saturn is all about discipline, responsibility, and structure. So, expect some adulting lessons coming your way, Pisces, and remember, procrastination is not your friend this time. Embrace your inner nerd and you'll sail through! #SaturnInPisces And lastly, your ruling planet, Neptune, has also decided to join the party. It's like you've got Spock from Star Trek on speed dial, constantly reminding you to keep it logical. But remember, it's also about dreams, inspiration, and intuition. So, while you're buckling down under Saturn's watchful eyes, don’t forget to let your mind wander into the realms of creativity and spirituality. #NeptuneNudge So, there you have it, Pisces. With these three celestial bodies in your sign, it's time to balance work, play, and a little bit of daydreaming. Remember, you're a fish, so just keep swimming! Until next time, may the force be with you! (Yeah, I know that's Star Wars, not Stargate, but who can resist a good nerd reference?) #AstrologyAwe

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-18-12-2023)

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