By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 18 February 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces Phone Home: Cosmic Conference Calls and Starry Sky Skypes on the Horizon!"

The next Pisces will start tomorrow, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 20 days, at Saturday, 09 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 5 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 23 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 34 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 9.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hello, gentle Pisces! Time to don your cosmic flippers and prepare for a deep dive into the celestial sea. You've got both Saturn and Neptune sharing your watery slice of the sky pie. What does that mean? Well, let's break it down! Saturn is basically the stern professor of the planets. In his starched suit and glasses, he's here to ensure you're learning life's lessons. He'll give you a pop quiz on responsibility and discipline. But remember, he’s just as fickle as the British weather. One day he's sunny and affirming, next day he's cloudy with a chance of existential dread. So, be ready to duck and cover. And then we've got Neptune, your ruling planet, also hanging out in your sign. This guy is like the ultimate hippie of the cosmos, all about dreams, imagination, and the occasional psychic vision. Like a cosmic lava lamp, he’ll keep things groovy but slightly confusing. Expect to feel dreamier than a platypus on a lazy river ride. With the First Quarter Moon at a sprightly 9.1 days old, you're in for some lunar loveliness. She's like a celestial cheerleader, shaking her pom-poms, urging you to take action on all those big dreams Neptune's been whispering about. Just make sure Saturn doesn't steal her pom-poms. He's known to be a bit of a party pooper. So, to sum up, this week, you’re a student at Hogwarts, grappling with Defence Against the Dark Arts (Saturn), while also trying to decipher Trelawney's cryptic prophecies (Neptune). Meanwhile, the moon is like a caffeinated Hermione, pushing you to do more. Remember, though, it's all in good fun. You might not ace every test, but you're definitely going to learn what you're made of. And spoiler alert: It's mostly star stuff. #PiscesPower #SaturnSchool #NeptuneNirvana #MoonyMotivation #CosmicCarpeDiem #StardustStudentLife

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