By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 18 January 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Beam Up: Cosmic Tides Forecast a Stellar Trek for Your Emotional Fishbowl!"

The next Pisces will start in 32 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 24 days, at Sunday, 11 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 36 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 54 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 65 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Great Scott, Pisces! Saturn has entered your realm and its gravitational pull is as strong as when I forgot to feed Einstein for a day and he tried to eat my flux capacitor. Now, don't start panicking like Marty when he thought he'd erased his existence - this is actually good news. Saturn, you know, the one with the flashy rings, is bringing you an abundance of discipline and responsibility. It's like you've been handed the keys to the DeLorean and now you've got to keep it under 88 mph. You're going to be working harder than a Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor, but the rewards will be worth it! Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in your sign. It's enough to make your head spin faster than a time-traveling DeLorean! This is going to boost your intuition and compassion, making you more empathetic than Doc when he realized how deeply Marty cared for his family. The First Quarter Moon, 7.6 days old... no, it's not an antique, but it's waxing towards full and shining a light on your dreams. Harness that lunar energy, maybe even invent your own dream amplifier, just be careful not to get stuck in a nightmare about Biff becoming your boss. In a nutshell, or a flux capacitor if you will, this is your month to shine, Pisces, brighter than the underbody of a flying DeLorean at night! #PiscesPower #FluxCapacitorForecast #1.21GigawattGuidance #SaturnInPisces #NeptuneInPisces #TimeTravelingAstrology

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