By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 17 October 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Celestial Hoedown: Neptune's Pulling Out the Banjo and Mercury's Got Its Dancing Shoes On!"

The next Pisces will start in 125 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 7 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 129 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 147 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 158 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Pisces! Whoa, talk about a cosmic traffic jam in your sign. Saturn, the stern taskmaster of the universe, and Neptune, your hazy dreamy ruler, are both doing the moonwalk (and I don't mean Michael Jackson's style) in your sign. Retrograde? More like "Retro-GRADE", am I right? Now, you might think this means it's time to hide under your duvet and binge-watch Star Trek reruns, but no! It's actually a call to boldly go where you've never gone before. Perhaps you've been dreaming about starting that underwater basket weaving business? Now's the time! Or maybe you've been putting off downloading that new meditation app? Well, you can't say 'Neptuna' without Neptune. Now let's talk about the moon. This waxing crescent moon is basically the universe's way of saying it's still early days. So if your life feels like a Windows 95 computer loading a webpage right now, don't sweat it. This is just the buffering phase. But hey, don't forget to appreciate the low-res pixelated beauty while you're at it! This week, remember to stay fluid, my fishy friends. And by that, I don't mean inventing a new dance move called the 'Astro-Aquarium'. Although, that does sound fun... Alright, Pisces, that’s all for now. Remember, in the grand cosmic scheme of things, we're all just stardust doing the Macarena. #PiscesPower #RetrogradeRumba #MoonWalk #AstroAquarium #StardustShenanigans

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-17-10-2023)

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