By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 13 December 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Hold onto Your Fish Tails, Pisces! Mercury's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get Splashy!"

The next Pisces will start in 68 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 5 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 72 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 90 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 101 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The New moon is currently 0.4 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Oh, Pisces, my darling fishy friends, your stars are aligning in a way that's as intriguing as the latest episode of Star Trek! With Saturn and Neptune both doing the cosmic cha-cha in your sign, it's like you've hit the celestial jackpot. Only, you didn't really win any money, sorry about that. Saturn, the big ol' taskmaster of the cosmos is saying, "Hey! It's time to get your fins in gear!" Don't worry, Saturn isn't just some grumpy old planet yelling at you to get off its cosmic lawn. It's actually pushing you to get your act together, in the nicest possible way. Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is backstroking through your sign. It's like the universe's way of saying, "Hey there, Pisces! Remember to dream big, but don't forget to come up for air every once in a while!" Basically, it's time to embrace those dreams, but keep those feet on the ground. Or fins in the water? You get the idea. And let's not forget about our dear new moon, currently a 0.4 day old infant in the sky. This is the perfect opportunity for you to set intentions for the month ahead. But remember, this is a baby moon, so be gentle with your wishes. No asking for world domination or unlimited pizza. So, Pisces, the cosmos is giving you a nudge (or a slap with a wet fish, depending on how you look at it). Time to get real, dream big, and make some wishes. And remember, no matter what the stars say, you're still the best fish in the sea. #PiscesPower #SaturnGotYourBack #NeptuneDreams #NewMoonWishes #CelestialChaCha

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.12.2023 08:52:02 (pis-13-12-2023)

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