By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 12 December 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans: Your 'Fishy' Traits Will Make Waves in the Quantum Sea of Love!"

The next Pisces will start in 69 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 6 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 73 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 91 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 102 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The New moon is currently 28.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Oh, Pisces, my dear fishy friends! Now, don't go floundering around in confusion, I've got some cosmic updates for you! With Saturn and Neptune both chilling in your sign like a double date gone terribly right, you may be feeling a bit like you're in a celestial sandwich. Delicious, but disorienting. And it's not just any sandwich, it's more like a triple-decker surprise with extra pickles. Saturn is your stern old uncle who's telling you to get your act together, while Neptune, your dreamy-eyed best friend, keeps passing you notes with doodles of unicorns and rainbows during this cosmic family dinner. It's like trying to balance your checkbook while floating on a cloud of cotton candy. Good luck with that! Meanwhile, the New Moon is barely a day away from its full glory. She's doing her catwalk across the cosmos, getting ready to blind us all with her radiant beauty. You can almost hear her whispering, 'ready for my closeup, darling?' Remember, the full moon is the time for manifestation, so if there's something you've been dying to bring into your life, now's the time to do it. Just make sure it's not another houseplant. We both know you don't have room for more. Hang in there, Pisces, and remember to keep swimming - preferably in the direction of your dreams... or at least towards the nearest coffee shop. #PiscesPower #SaturnSandwich #NeptuneNoodling #MoonMadness #ManifestationMagic

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-12-12-2023)

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