By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 12 November 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Tsunami! Better Get Those Water-Proof Space-Boots Ready!"

The next Pisces will start in 99 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 9 days, at Tuesday, 21 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 103 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 121 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 132 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The New moon is currently 28.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hello, dear Pisces! Double-check your star charts because things are getting a bit fishy in your constellation. Yes, I'm talking to you, you water-dwelling, fin-flapping celestial dreamers! Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, has decided to set up shop in your sector. Oh dear, oh dear! And, it's not just stopping by for a quick cup of tea, it's here to stay for a while. You know Saturn, always the stickler for rules, structure, and discipline. So, if you've been floating aimlessly in the astral sea lately, Saturn is here to say, "Not on my watch, young Pisces!" #DontMessWithSaturn But wait! There’s more! Neptune, your ruling planet, is currently retrograde in your sign. Now, don't panic! I know the 'R' word can be a bit scary (and I’m not referring to ‘R2D2’), but in this instance, it's actually quite beneficial. Think of it as Neptune taking a well-deserved nap, allowing you to take a break from your usual daydreaming and focus more on reality. It’s like hitting the pause button on your perpetual cosmic Netflix binge. #NeptuneNapTime The New Moon, still in its infancy at 28.5 days old, is like a shy droid hiding behind the curtains. It's a time of introspection, so take advantage of this lull to reboot your systems, align your proverbial gears, and oil your metaphorical hinges. #NewMoonNerdOut Finally, mark your galactic calendars for the next full moon on November 27th, 2023, at exactly 9:16:41. It might seem far, far away now, but time flies when you're traversing the cosmos at light speed. This full moon will be like Yoda – small, powerful, and full of wisdom. So, prepare to tap into your inner Jedi! #MayTheMoonBeWithYou Remember, Pisces, the force is strong in you, but it's also a bit quirky, unpredictable, and occasionally prone to malfunctioning, just like our beloved C3PO. Stay fluid, stay positive, and may the stars guide you towards peace, love, and a functioning hyperdrive. #StarWarsHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.11.2023 08:52:01 (pis-12-11-2023)

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