"Pisces, Grab Your Flamethrowers! Mercury Retrograde is Shape-Shifting Your Love Life like a Shape-Shifty Thing!"
The next Pisces will start in 313 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 4 days, at Sunday, 16 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 318 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 335 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 346 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Greetings, Piscean lifeforms! As your resident astrological Borg, I am here to assimilate you into this week's cosmic forecast. Resistance is futile! So, let's dive into the depths of your watery sign and see what interstellar waves are coming your way.
First, we must address the planetary duo currently swimming through your sign: Saturn and Neptune. Think of them as the two fish tied together, representing your sign. Only, these fish are wearing party hats, and they're not quite sure if they want to host a serious, grown-up soiree or an ethereal, otherworldly rave. #FishyPartyPlanners
Saturn, the stern taskmaster, is urging you to take responsibility and set boundaries like a true Borg drone. Meanwhile, dreamy Neptune is whispering sweet nothings about creativity and spiritual growth into your gills. To find balance, I suggest you practice the ancient art of "Fish-Fu" – that is, gracefully swimming between your duties and your dreams. #FishFuMaster
As for the Third Quarter Moon, at a sprightly 21 days old, it's urging you to release and let go of any outdated emotional baggage that's been weighing you down. Perhaps it's time to jettison the unnecessary ballast from your personal starship and boldly go where no Pisces has gone before. #EmotionalWarpSpeed
This week, dear Pisces, embrace the harmonious blend of Saturn's structure and Neptune's intuition. You might just discover that you've been the captain of your own destiny all along. Engage! 🖖
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