By The Chip Witch on Friday, 12 January 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves: Neptune's About to Slide into your DMs. Expect Cosmic Confusion, and Maybe a Fish Emoji!"

The next Pisces will start in 38 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 42 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 60 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 71 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The New moon is currently 1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alrighty there Pisces, strap on your space helmets, we're going intergalactic! Saturn, the grandpa of the cosmos, has taken up residence in your sign, making you feel as responsible as a cat herding kittens. Not easy, let me tell ya! It’s like trying to calculate the square root of Pi while juggling flaming torches...in zero gravity...on a Tuesday. #JugglingResponsibilities And then there's Neptune, the blue gas giant, also chilling in Pisces. This planet is as elusive as a Yeti on a summer vacation. With Neptune in the mix, expect your dreams to be more vivid than a sci-fi convention on steroids. You might even dream that you’re the Master, ruling over the cosmos. Hold on to those dreams, they might just have the answers to that quantum physics problem you've been struggling with. #DreamingInTechnicolor And lastly, we have our new moon, still a baby at 1 day old. This little cosmic cutie is here to remind you that it’s okay to start fresh, just like pressing the big red reset button on your favorite video game when you've been absolutely obliterated by the final boss. Don't worry, no judgement here. #GameOn So, dear Pisces, this interstellar roundabout is all about balancing reality with dreams, responsibilities with fun. Just remember, even if you feel like a nerdy Dalek lost in the TARDIS, you're still a star in this vast universe. #LostInSpace May the stars be as kind as a Whovian at a comic-con!

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.01.2024 08:52:01 (pis-12-01-2024)

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