"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Even Darth Vader Can't Resist Your Charm this Month - 'The Force is Strong in This One'"
The next Pisces will start in 70 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 7 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 74 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 92 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 103 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The New moon is currently 27.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Well, hello there, fishy folks! I hope you've got your snorkels ready because it's a Piscean party in the celestial sphere! Saturn has decided to crash your pad like that one roommate who never picks up after himself. But hey, don't worry, he's just here to teach you some life lessons...or make you do all the dishes, either way.
Neptune, your planetary ruler, is also making a splash. Normally, Neptune's as elusive as the Wi-Fi password at a vegan cafe, but now? He's home! Talk about a family reunion. Neptune in Pisces is like a spiritual spa day - so get ready to peel off those layers of existential dread like a cosmic onion. And don't worry about the tears; they're just part of the process!
Now let's talk about that moon. She's younger than a TikTok star right now, barely a sliver in the sky. But don't worry, she's got big plans. By December 27th, she'll be full and round like a Christmas pudding. And if that doesn't inspire feelings of festive joy, I don't know what will!
So, dear Pisces, buckle up for a wild astrological ride. Remember, with Saturn in your sign, you might feel a little like you're living in a sitcom where everything goes wrong. Neptune's energy, however, promises that you'll find wisdom in the chaos. Take this as an invitation to embrace your inner nerd, dive deep into your spiritual self, and maybe even laugh a bit at the absurdity of it all.
Your hashtags for this period are: #PiscesParty, #SaturnHouseGuest, #NeptuneSpaDay, and #FullMoonFever. Remember, the universe loves a good joke, and you're totally in on it.
Until next time, keep swimming, my fishy friends!
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